MissSpringfield

1. Pick 15 of your favorite movies.
2. Go to IMDb to find quotes from each movie.
3. Post them here for everyone to guess.
4. NO GOOGLING/using IMDb functions.
5. Strike it out when someone guesses correctly and put who guessed it and the movie.
6. Those who guess correctly have to do the MEME next. ('… or don't.' – 'Don't.')

Quote 1:
'Think the tide's with us?'
'Keep kicking.'
'I used to hate the water …'
'I can't imagine why.'
"Jaws"; guessed by kuabci

Quote 2:
'Even with my metal plates and my fucked up nerve endings, I gotta tell you, that hurt! But not half as much as the idea of leaving everything behind. Katie, my dad, Todd and Marty … and all the things I'd never do. Like learn to drive or see what me and Katie's kids would look like or find out what happened on "Lost". And if you're reassuring yourself that I'm going to make it through this since I'm talking to you now, quit being such a smart-ass! Hell dude, you never seen "Sin City"? "Sunset Boulevard"? "American Beauty"?'
"Kick-Ass"; guessed by Buehring

Quote 3:
'You don't understand! I'm not supposed to be here!'
'Me neither! They run this place like a fucking prison!'

Quote 4:
'I'm not the Messiah! Will you please listen? I am not the Messiah, do you understand? Honestly!'
'Only the true Messiah denies His divinity.'
'What? Well, what sort of chance does that give me? All right! I am the Messiah!'
'He is! He is the Messiah!'
'Now, fuck off!'
[Silence]
'How shall we fuck off, O Lord?'
"Monty Python's Life of Brian"; guessed by Biene on Skype

Quote 5:
'Anyway, like I was sayin', shrimp is the fruit of the sea. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, sauté it. Dey's, uh, shrimp-kabobs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich. That – that's about it.'
"Forrest Gump"; guessed by Tzanor

Quote 6:
'My mother outlived the GDR by three days. I believe it was a good thing she never learned the truth. She died happy. She wanted us to scatter her ashes to the winds. That's prohibited in Germany, both East and West. But we didn't care.'
"Good Bye, Lenin!"; guessed by Buehring

Quote 7:
'I see you're drinking 1%. Is that 'cause you think you're fat? – 'Cause you're not. You could be drinking whole if you wanted to.'
"Napoleon Dynamite"; gussed by kuabci

Quote 8:
'There's that word again. "Heavy." Why are things so heavy in the future? Is there a problem with the Earth's gravitational pull?'
"Back to the Future (I)"; guessed by Buehring on Twitter

Quote 9:
'And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I'm, I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because they've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it's not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll set the building on fire …'

Quote 10:
'100 Euros says I can lose them.'
'You're on.'

Quote 11:
'What you got back home, little sister, to play your fuzzy warbles on? I bet you got little save pitiful, portable picnic players. Come with uncle and hear all proper! Hear angel trumpets and devil trombones. You are invited.'
"A Clockwork Orange"; guessed by Buehring on Twitter

Quote 12:
'Why do you have to insult everybody?'
'I'm being honest, asshole. I would expect you to know the difference.'

Quote 13:
'Let me get this straight. You know her. She knows you. But she wants to eat him. And everybody's okay with this? Did I miss something?!'
"The Lion King"; guessed by Buehring on Twitter (ich schreib jetzt einfach, dass du das verstanden hast. Müsstest du eigentlich auch, wenn ich das lese … ich hab Ibuprofen eingeworfen. Ja.)

Quote 14:
'What's with him?'
'Mr. Acme never misses a night when Jessica performs.'
'Got a thing for rabbits, huh?'
"Who Framed Roger Rabbit?"; gussed by Buehring on Twitter

Quote 15:
'What are you eating?!'
'… I don't really know. I think it was some sort of wrapper once.'
"Ratatouille"; guessed by HellmotherEva

(Yep, I recycled two quotes #likealeo)

Okay, some time passed since that day, but ... it was still awesome.

It was ... 1 March. Yes.
This is going to be a post about how awesome I am and how much my teachers love – at least the ones how 'teach' me stuff (uhum ...) on Thursdays.

First lesson: English.
This teacher is a wacko. She's crazy. And doesn't know English.
I didn't have my homework with me – I left my folder at home on purpose. The double lesson English on Tuesday was off because ... she wasn't there and I thought she wouldn't be there on Thursday, too.
But she was.
And I came through that lesson without having my homework with me (I did it. Just ... left it at home). And when my coursemates with their horrible English accents read out the stuff they wrote (the homework was to do some grammatical exercises), the teacher asked me if they were right.
Aw, yeah.
I'm her favourite kid.

Second lesson: German.
German is actually always awesome due to our awesome teacher.
He was awesome enough to make me go to him after a lesson's end and ask him if he wanted to read a short story I wrote
(and my friend would also give him one of hers). He said Yes.
That day, my certain friend wasn't there – she had band practise for the school's play ('The Threepenny Opera') and when the lesson started, he said: "Leonie, you come to me after we finish the lesson" and I nodded.
And I was nervous.
I put my hand up quite often in this lesson and after German class was over, I went to him and ...
He said my story was 'cool'. Of course, he misinterpreted some stuff, but I didn't correct him – I liked the stuff he thought I installed in it (the hidden agenda was ... in one German lesson, I thought: 'Leo! You'll write a short story, with some characteristics of one!' (we discussed short storys in that lesson)) and he said the quotes I build in it were 'great'.

Third and fourth lesson: French.
I like French more now. It's not about grammar anymore, it's more about contents and so on.
We used to discuss les BD in class – COMIX.
But that day, we had a new topic – drama.
Our teacher had written two words on the whiteboard – "Le misantrophe".
I thought: Awesome. A play about me ...?
When she asked ... something, I don't remember it anymore, I think it was: "What do you think about a play with such a title?", but it can't really be, I put my hand put.
She said: "Do you know what it means?" (in French, of course) and I said: "Oui. Un misantrophe ... c'est une personne qui déteste les gens."
The teacher stared at me and said: "... Tu es geniale."
Oui.
Je sais.

Fifth and sixth lesson: Gym class.
I dislike gym class. Who doesn't (okay, there are enough ... Weirdos)?
At the turn of the half-year, we got a new gym teacher – freshly from university, I think.
And it seems like we have to do the German Sports Badge. I don't want to.
Anyway, we're doing high jumping right now. I don't like it, but our teacher is great. He teaches us the technioques, practises with us ... in contrary to my gym teacher from 9th grade.
That day, we build up a parcous and had to pair up. Then, my friend Jacuqeline and I had to go to the stall with the bar.
AWZUM.
Not.
I knocked off the bar the two times I jumped, but I was praised.
I was good.
And that was good.

And art in the seventh, eighth lesson is always great.
I don't remember what we did.
But it was cool.







tl;dr.
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Check out my fanfiction, now translated into English, w00h00!
It was written by me and translated and posted by my best friend and ... yeah.
Please review!





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I'm scared.
Still.
Somehow.


I hate winter evenings. When I have to be outside.

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